I'm Known As the Iconic Line Kid from Kindergarten Cop: A Candid Conversation.
The action icon is universally recognized as an action movie legend. But, at the height of his blockbuster fame in the 1980s and 1990s, he also headlined several surprisingly great comedies. A prime example is Kindergarten Cop, which hits its three-and-a-half decade milestone this December.
The Story and The Famous Scene
In the 1990 movie, Schwarzenegger portrays a hardened detective who poses as a elementary educator to track down a criminal. For much of the movie, the investigation plot functions as a loose framework for Schwarzenegger to film humorous scenes with children. The most unforgettable features a student named Joseph, who unprompted announces and declares the former bodybuilder, “Males have a penis, females have a vagina.” Arnold responds dryly, “Thank you for that information.”
The boy behind the line was played by youth performer Miko Hughes. In addition to this part featured a notable part on Full House playing the antagonist to the child stars and the haunting part of the resurrected boy in the screen translation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. He still works in film today, with a slate of movies listed on his IMDb. Furthermore, he frequently attends popular culture events. Recently recalled his memories from the production over three decades on.
A Young Actor's Perspective
Q: To begin, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: I think I was four. I was the youngest of all the kids on set.
Wow, I can't remember being four. Do you have any memories from that time?
Yeah, to a degree. They're flashes. They're like visual recollections.
Do you recall how you landed the job in Kindergarten Cop?
My parents, primarily my mom would take me to auditions. Sometimes it was a mass tryout. There'd be dozens of children and we'd all patiently queue, go into the room, be in there briefly, read a small part they wanted and that was it. My parents would coach me on the dialogue and then, when I became literate, that was probably the first stuff I was reading.
Do you have an impression of meeting Arnold? What was your impression of him?
He was very kind. He was fun. He was pleasant, which arguably isn't too surprising. It would be strange if he was a dick to all the kids in the classroom, that surely wouldn't foster a positive atmosphere. He was fun to be around.
“It would be strange if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom.”
I understood he was a huge celebrity because that's what my parents told me, but I had not actually watched his movies. I knew the air around him — he was a big deal — but he didn't really intimidate me. He was just fun and I was eager to interact with him when he was available. He was occupied, of course, but he'd sometimes engage here and there, and we would hang off of his arms. He'd flex and we'd be dangling there. He was exceptionally kind. He gifted all the students in the classroom a personal stereo, which at the time was a major status symbol. It was the hottest tech out there, that distinctive classic yellow cassette player. I listened to the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for years on that thing on that thing. It eventually broke. I also have a real silver whistle. He had the referee's whistle, and the kids all received one too as well.
Do you remember your days on set as being enjoyable?
You know, it's funny, that movie was this cultural thing. It was such a big movie, and it was a wonderful time, and you would think, looking back now, I would want my memories to be of working with Arnold, the legendary director, the location shoot, being on a professional set, but my memories are of being a really picky eater at lunch. For example, they got everyone pizza, but I avoided pizza. All I would eat was the toppings only. Then, the first-generation Game Boy was brand new. That was the coolest toy, and I was proficient. I was the smallest kid and some of the other children would bring me their Game Boys to beat difficult stages on games because I could do it, and I was really proud of that. So, it's all childhood recollections.
That Famous Quote
OK, the infamous quote, do you remember the context? Did you understand the words?
At the time, I likely didn't understand what the word taboo meant, but I realized it got a reaction and it got a big laugh. I was aware it was kind of something I shouldn't normally say, but I was given an exception in this case because it was humorous.
“It was a difficult decision for her.”
How it originated, from what I understand, was they didn't have specific roles. A few scenes were established early on, but once they had the entire ensemble assembled, it wasn't pure improvisation, but they refined it on set and, reportedly someone in charge came to my mom and said, "We're thinking. We want Miko to have this line. Are you okay with this?" My mom didn't answer immediately. She said, "I need to consider this, I need time" and took a short while. She really wrestled with it. She said she had doubts, but she thought it would likely become one of the iconic quotes from the movie and her instinct was correct.